Within Azeroth there are many lonely hearts, so I’m here to help out. Ever wondered how to get that sexy little Gnome to notice you? Or perhaps you’d prefer a much more strong, tentacley type? Whatever your type is, I’m sure there is a line in here that could.. *cough* grab their attention.
You can’t go wrong with the classics. Trust me, crude lines may sound funny, but you’ll be leaving with many a red hand/hoof/paw print on your face.
- “Get your cloak, you’ve pulled.”
- “You can be my Guardian Spirit any time.”
- “Do you use Cartographer? I keep getting lost in your eyes.”
- “You must be one hell of a Rogue because you pick pocketed my heart from across the room.”
- “Is there a flight plan nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?”
- “LF1M, party in my pants.”
- “Have you just come from the Stockades? It must be illegal to look that good.”
- “Are those trousers from Outland? Your butt is out of this world.”
- “You’re so sweet, you’re going to put strudel out of business.”
On a small sidenote: there are some really crude and hilarious chat up lines out there! Got anymore?
Hilarious, gotta try some of them some time.
pndrev recently posted..The reason you need to play a mage
Since I keep running into things:
“I’m gonna respec to Survival, ’cause your love is killing me!”
From some arts again.
Anea recently posted..My Hidden Agendas
Hehe made me laugh great fun post
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Was reading through some backed up arts on DA and found this meme and this reminded me a bit of your post:
Tauren: I’m so hardcore
Orc: That’s what she said
Seemed fitting
Anea recently posted..My Hidden Agendas
Haha, that’s awesome
This sure made me laugh
Agree with Anea that that line really can be seen coming from a gnome male.
I can’t think of any other ones at the moment, but I know I’ve definitely seen some.
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I could SO see a male Gnome using, “LF1M, party in my pants.”
This was cute
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